First 15 reblogs, pbf cahfune
cahfune: fave urls promoted x must reach quick go go my sexy muffins
counterintuitivefangirl: quazza: what if bodies just had random errors like computers do you go to receive your starbucks coffee and accidentally punch the barrista in the face then shit on the floor What kind of fucking computer errors are you getting?
what i if told you you the read first line wrong same with the second
foodtrucker: i don’t have bags underneath my eyes, i have sacks full of disappointment and nearing deadlines
darrynek: *gets into a taxi* quick follow my blog
esexist: what if you were holding a puppy and being like “aw whos the cutest wittle puppy in the whole wide world?” it responded in a grown mans voice just like “i am the cutest puppy in the whole wide world”
virginholes: what if everyone driving on the highway tuned their radios to the same station and blasted the volume it would be like a traveling concert
jakemalik: *drops food on floor* germs: go get it! quick! king germ: no.. we must wait 5 seconds.. it is the rule
infauna: being the unattractive friend is not easy i don’t think we get enough credit
tardisheart: DO YOU EVER WANNA TALK ABOUT A THING SO MUCH YOU’RE GONNA EXPLODE BUT NO ONE WANTS TO HEAR ABOUT THE THING SO YOU CAN’T AND JUST WOW! LET! ME! TALK! ABOUT! THE! THING!
partybarackisinthehousetonight: that girl you just called green mario? she’s really luigi